Dog Groomer Definition Tee

You turn tangled disasters into show dogs, trim wiggly butts with surgical precision, and somehow stay calm when clients ask for a “puppy cut” with zero context.

This fake dictionary-style tee captures the chaos, the skill, and the sheer willpower it takes to bathe, brush, and beautify dogs who’d rather be anywhere else. It’s for the groomers who come home soaked, scratched, and still kind of love it.

Wear it with pride—and probably a little fur.

The Details

• Garment-dyed for that worn-in, snuggle-ready feel, with minimal shrinkage
• Made from 100% soft, ring-spun U.S. cotton (yep, the good stuff)
• Classic ribbed collar with topstitching for a polished look
• Relaxed, comfy fit; no awkward tugging or tail-wagging restrictions
• Signature twill label and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for durability
• Dyed with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes (safe for you and your fur clients)
• Salt-free pigment dye colors

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.