House Sitter Definition Tee

You water the plants, scoop the litter, reset the Wi-Fi, and make sure the dog doesn’t throw a rager while the humans are gone. You’re part pet care, part security detail, part domestic ninja.

This fake dictionary-style tee captures the weirdly specific, totally essential role of a pro house sitter—with a wink to the behind-the-scenes reality.

The Details

• Garment-dyed for that worn-in, snuggle-ready feel, with minimal shrinkage
• Made from 100% soft, ring-spun U.S. cotton (yep, the good stuff)
• Classic ribbed collar with topstitching for a polished look
• Relaxed, comfy fit; no awkward tugging or tail-wagging restrictions
• Signature twill label and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for durability
• Dyed with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes (safe for you and your fur clients)
• Salt-free pigment dye colors

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.