You’ve bottle-fed at 2 a.m., driven cross-country with a crate full of chaos, and written heartfelt bios for pets who once bit you. Rescue work isn’t a job—it’s a calling (and a spreadsheet nightmare).
This fake dictionary-style tee sums up the grind, the heartbreak, and the deep-down belief that every animal deserves a chance. Equal parts snark and soul—just like the work.
